Funny Things Kids Say

Just a cute story I had to share:
Monday, Buddaroo announced that he had to use the bathroom - um, to go...."poopoo" as he would call it. So, off he went and I told him to call me when he was done.

After a few minutes of listening to him grunt like crazy, I asked him if he was all done. And this was his answer:

"Let me check out my body. (lifts up his shirt) My belly button is calm. My nipple is calm. My other nipple is calm. My belly is calm. Yup! I'm done"

I was dying! Seriously, where the heck do kids come up with stuff like this? Hilarious.